Teacher's SMS ( Funny )

Teacher's SMS ( Funny )

Do You Say Prayers Before Eating

TEACHER: Now, AMDA,
tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
AMDA: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

What do you call a person

TEACHER : What do you call a person who
keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
AMDA: A teacher

Have You Ever Been To Egypt

AMDA : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
AMDA: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

What a Pair of Strange Socks

TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
AMDA: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

Your Composition On

TEACHER : AMDA, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as
your brother’s.
Did you copy his ?
AMDA: No, teacher, it’s the same dog !

Formula Of The Water

TEACHER : AMDA TELL ME THE FORMULA OF WATER

AMDA : HIJKLMNO
TEACHER : WHAT IS THIS
AMDA : MADAM H TO O

Have You Ever Been to Egypt

AMDA : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
AMDA: Well,
where did you get THIS mummy then?

I Love Teacher

TEACHER: If A=b,
B=C then
A=c can u tell me one more example of this type?
AMDA: I love teacher. teacher loves his daughter,
so I love teacher's daughter

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