Weekly Top 12

Weekly Top 12

Difference Between Monkey & Donkey

What is d difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey will save dis message
& Donkey will delete dis message. Choice is urs…

Love Of all the Friends

Love Of all the friends I've ever met.

Your the one I won't forget.
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

Wife is a “Received” call

Wife is a “Received” call;
Girlfriend is “Dialled” call;
Sali is “Missed” call
Love is “Waiting” call;
BUT
Friendship is “Fevicol”

U R 100% Beautiful

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

What is Sweet but not Honey

What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wne???
Its….MY FRIENDSHIP!!!

Wishing U

Wishing u…..
G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -
I save the money…

It's The One Who Won't Be Taken

It's the one who won't be taken,

who can not seem to give.

It's the soul afraid of dying ...
That never learns to live
It's the dream afraid of waking,
that never takes the change.
It's the heart afraid of breaking ... that never learns to dance.

Those Who Live in Ones Heart

I have a new Kodak camera
ur snap please…
don’t move.!
steady.!
smile.!
ready.!
click.!
ohh ho..!
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap !!!

The More You Study

The more you study.
The more you know.
The more you know.
The more you forget.
The more you forget.
The less you know. So why study?

If You Are in Trouble

If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!
Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

How Women Think About Sex

How women think about sex:
At 8 ignore it,
Age 18 experience it,
Age 28 look 4 it,
Age 38 ask 4 it,
Age 48 beg 4 it,
Age 58 pay 4 it,
Age 68 pray it,
Age 78 4get it

Doctor’s Prescription

Doctor’s prescription 4u.

A cute little smile 4breakfast.

More laughs 4lunch.

Lots of happiness 4dinner.

Doctor’s fee? An sms when ur free.

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